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Troll Time in Facebook

By N Mark Castro

A girl who lives hundreds of miles away texting you “I’m drunk” is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying “I’m delicious.”

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What To Do With Your Money?

Demystifying Investments
By N Mark Castro

Question: Where should I put my money? In a bank, property, business or stocks? — Astri Simatupang via Facebook

Answer: My pocket.

On a serious note, it is critical that you analyze carefully the investment instruments you mentioned: Advantages and disadvantages, their own merits and flaws.

You see how I turned boring terms like bank, property, business or stocks into a respectable single word like investment instruments? That’s just to kick in how good I Google. So to help you out, we’re gonna break down complex financial sentence structures into simpler words the average person can understand.

And as an expert … Googler, your options can be answered as follows: Read the rest of this entry

Tweeting Oprah Old Can Get You Into Trouble

As Oprah Winfrey’s show runs down towards its last stages — unless miracles happen — it can’t be helped that people get melancholic over a show, and the woman who has single-handedly redefined talk shows. Besides, her followers outnumber her critics.

Group Hug.

And so it’s quite surprising that during a recent broadcast, Twitter user @kp1lady publicly tweeted that Oprah Winfrey was not looking her best.

That she did in fact look “old as hell tonight!!!!!!”

Oprah has over 16 million twitter followers. Oprah doesn’t have time to read all her @-replies. Oprah’s not going to ever see the dumb things you tweet at her. Right?

Wrong.

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Hänsel und Gretel

By N Mark Castro

The Brothers Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm recorded folkloric stories around Europe and published their works in 1812, which included the story of siblings Hänsel und Gretel.

Ever since came out, parents and children that heard the story of Hänsel und Gretel were both terrified and inspired … and it wasn’t difficult to see why.

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Who’s Yo Daddy? 5 Types of Dads in Maternity Rooms

By N Mark Castro

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So you’re in the hospital with your boyfriend, partner, or husband and you honestly do not know what the hell he is doing.

Take heart. You’re not alone. Billions of women have already gone through the special occasion you are going through and they’re passing onto you unlimited wisdom they’ve uncovered with the various birthing partners they’ve witnessed.

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No Sex In The City: A Guy’s Guide To Having A Baby II

By N Mark Castro

Due to popular demand which involves mainly me.

The first thing that happens when you announce your girlfriend’s or your wife’s pregnancy is for people to go: “You have a girlfriend?” or “You have a wife?”

Or congratulate you.

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No Sex In The City: A Guy’s Guide To Having A Baby

By N Mark Castro

As a father of two — and, clearly, a veteran of worrying at the hospital lounge — here’s my inaccurate advice for all men about to share the woes and joys of parenthood.

Welcome to the Club.

But here is the wisdom I’ve written for you —

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Trust Issues

End of the World Revealed

What really happened …

Challenge Accepted

By N. Mark Castro

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.

“Challenge Accepted” is an expression used to indicate that the speaker is willing to attempt completing a difficult task. The phrase is often associated with a rage comic character illustrated as a stick figure with crossed arms and a smug facial expression.

“Challenge accepted” began as a catchphrase for the character Barney Stinson in the television sitcom How I Met Your Mother. The earliest instance of Stinson uttering the phrase can be heard in Season 2, Episode 6 “Aldrin Justice” while announcing his intention to seduce an older woman. The episode originally aired on October 23rd, 2006.

On December 13th, the “Challenge Accepted” Facebook page was created, which has accumulated over 373,925 likes to date. It’s actually amazing how a simple phrase can take a life of its own, cross borders, break barriers, and ignore race and religion that the world can identify with.

As for my own version of this meme, all I can think of whenever a challenge is put forth before me is …

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